Bovee - user 2018-02-22T21:44:44-05:00 Parenting - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:174293 2014-07-15T12:05:53-04:00 2014-07-15T12:05:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Blame who you want - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:170186 2013-12-06T14:51:08-05:00 2013-12-06T14:51:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> GETTING FIRED - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:164192 2013-03-07T10:38:33-05:00 2013-03-07T10:38:33-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its your bosses way of saying<br>good luck at your next job BREAKUPS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:164032 2013-03-01T15:33:34-05:00 2013-03-01T15:33:34-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its not me its you. BOUNCY HOUSE - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:164012 2013-03-01T09:09:21-05:00 2013-03-01T09:09:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fight club for kids TIME - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:164011 2013-03-01T09:07:46-05:00 2013-03-01T09:07:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Changes all things.<br>Not always for the better. STRESS - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:163950 2013-02-27T16:56:27-05:00 2013-02-27T16:56:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We all feel it from time to time. FREEDOM - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:163943 2013-02-27T14:33:10-05:00 2013-02-27T14:33:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>countless have given there lives so you<br>would have the freedom to be a<br>complete idiot. CHILDREN - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:163886 2013-02-25T16:27:17-05:00 2013-02-25T16:27:17-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Forced to support us<br>until we stop supporting them. AMERICA - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:163885 2013-02-25T16:21:35-05:00 2013-02-25T16:21:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>what more do you expect from a collection<br>of others misfits KINDNESS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:163884 2013-02-25T16:19:14-05:00 2013-02-25T16:19:14-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You start out as the boy<br>but you end up as the tree. THE WEEK - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:163754 2013-02-20T09:58:51-05:00 2013-02-20T09:58:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Moooonnnnddddaaaayyyy Tuuueeesssdddaaayyy Weeddnneessddaayy<br>Thhurrsdday Friday Satur Sun. IN EVERY CONVERSATION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:163601 2013-02-15T17:32:35-05:00 2013-02-15T17:32:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There is a Smart Ass and a Dumb Ass<br>just make sure she knows which one you are. FEBUARY 15TH - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:163597 2013-02-15T16:37:55-05:00 2013-02-15T16:37:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Best case scenario you wake up with only a hangover. FACEBOOK STATUS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:163362 2013-02-05T17:58:13-05:00 2013-02-05T17:58:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Probably shouldnt have changed it to single just yet. OUTSMARTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:163308 2013-02-04T10:55:21-05:00 2013-02-04T10:55:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its really not that hard. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:163307 2013-02-04T10:50:50-05:00 2013-02-04T10:50:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This isnt going to be your only failure of the day NEW ART GALLERY - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:163168 2013-01-30T17:31:29-05:00 2013-01-30T17:31:29-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I spoke with the Curator<br>He said they would display your posters SORRY BUDDY - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:163167 2013-01-30T17:03:46-05:00 2013-01-30T17:03:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youre gonna have to go at it alone tonight. LANCE ARMSTRONGS HOUSE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:163166 2013-01-30T16:53:48-05:00 2013-01-30T16:53:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because they only real lie is<br>Cheaters never prosper. MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:163165 2013-01-30T16:47:53-05:00 2013-01-30T16:47:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We accept Walkens RITALIN - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:136916 2011-06-21T11:00:58-04:00 2011-06-21T11:00:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because who has time to watch there kids THEY JUST DEFINE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:136914 2011-06-21T10:53:54-04:00 2011-06-21T10:53:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>what everyone else thinks of you. CRAFTSMANSHIP - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:136912 2011-06-21T10:51:38-04:00 2011-06-21T10:51:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some times you have to do a job a few hundred times<br>before you realize maybe you should do something different. WORK - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:133064 2011-04-14T13:27:23-04:00 2011-04-14T13:27:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I spend all day waiting for my<br>5oclock shadow THE WORST PEOPLE - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:132684 2011-04-07T21:06:03-04:00 2011-04-07T21:06:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>are those that think they are<br>the greatest thing in the world.<br>after all how could they be I am JAPAN - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:131619 2011-03-23T20:01:02-04:00 2011-03-23T20:01:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Something tells me they will rebuild<br>like theyve done it before. RETIREMENT - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:131121 2011-03-17T08:55:48-04:00 2011-03-17T08:55:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its like losing your virginity<br>It cant come fast enough<br>and is over way to quickly. THURSDAY MARCH 17TH - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:131120 2011-03-17T08:51:20-04:00 2011-03-17T08:51:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When waking up drunk just means<br>you have a good head start. YOUR KID CRYING - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:131054 2011-03-16T19:14:00-04:00 2011-03-16T19:14:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The first time they do it its a relief.<br>Every time after its hell. THE TORCH - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:131053 2011-03-16T19:10:50-04:00 2011-03-16T19:10:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I would rather burn you with it<br>then pass it to you. STRIKING OUT - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:124042 2010-12-18T09:13:01-05:00 2010-12-18T09:13:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>youve been doing it for years EVERY TOOL AND SPRAY IN THE BOOK - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:124040 2010-12-18T09:03:21-05:00 2010-12-18T09:03:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But nothing to rid him of his feelings<br>for robin. CATURDAY - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:124039 2010-12-18T08:36:23-05:00 2010-12-18T08:36:23-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I just missed it. ADVICE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:112009 2010-07-30T18:36:49-04:00 2010-07-30T18:36:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im giving you mine<br>even if you dont want it. THE MAIL ROOM GUY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:111964 2010-07-30T13:55:08-04:00 2010-07-30T13:55:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>always waits till about 4pm on friday<br>to bring the mail. THAT FORCED SMILE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:111868 2010-07-29T16:26:56-04:00 2010-07-29T16:26:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Says your teammates have had the<br>Good touch bad touch talk with you. FACEPLANT - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:109389 2010-07-08T20:57:39-04:00 2010-07-08T20:57:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Grew out of the super hero stage<br>right before graduation NAUSEA - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:99782 2010-04-24T20:01:29-04:00 2010-04-24T20:01:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even a seasoned vet has limits. LIGHTNING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:98922 2010-04-18T20:10:43-04:00 2010-04-18T20:10:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the least deadly thing in the picture IF I COULD HAVE ONE WISH - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:98125 2010-04-12T16:46:51-04:00 2010-04-12T16:46:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>my wife would ask for this for christmas<br>and get lingerie for her for me.<br>you know so she can get in shape TODAY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:98124 2010-04-12T16:32:40-04:00 2010-04-12T16:32:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For some its a pool of hope<br>For others its a toilet<br>To bad your pool is down stream ICEMAN - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:97579 2010-04-08T09:58:28-04:00 2010-04-08T09:58:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The arizona heat has finally gotten to him. BIRTH CONTROL - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:97323 2010-04-06T15:22:02-04:00 2010-04-06T15:22:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>right about now you wish you had used it. THE 90S - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:97197 2010-04-05T16:34:24-04:00 2010-04-05T16:34:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sure it was great till that one kid<br>at that one school cut his wrist and died.<br>it totally happend like for sure. CHEMISTRY - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:96515 2010-03-31T10:24:20-04:00 2010-03-31T10:24:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>to make a really mean drink just remember lesson 1.<br>Add acid. PIEMANS WIFE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:96392 2010-03-30T13:51:10-04:00 2010-03-30T13:51:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Jake and her are just friends HEADLINES - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:96354 2010-03-30T10:59:26-04:00 2010-03-30T10:59:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can fit like 56 people on that thing. GREYBEARD BLISS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:96244 2010-03-29T14:22:42-04:00 2010-03-29T14:22:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That smile probably means<br>he is shiing himself. GREYBEARD BLISS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:96229 2010-03-29T11:03:35-04:00 2010-03-29T11:03:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Motifake grows on you over time.<br>and for some its hard to let go. IM NOT FAT. - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:95775 2010-03-26T13:16:39-04:00 2010-03-26T13:16:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But I have been called big boned a few times. THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:95769 2010-03-26T12:50:21-04:00 2010-03-26T12:50:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its like a wheres waldo with<br>Bovee being the only black person. FOR THE LADIES - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:95619 2010-03-25T13:05:16-04:00 2010-03-25T13:05:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Men of motifake are always willing<br>to lend a hand. FOR THE LADIES - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:95618 2010-03-25T12:49:27-04:00 2010-03-25T12:49:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Men and women are so much alike<br>the ones that are funnest to look at<br>ruin everything when they talk. BACK AGAIN TO PICK UP YOUR - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:95185 2010-03-22T12:11:06-04:00 2010-03-22T12:11:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>used groceries CUSTOMER SERVICE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:93562 2010-03-10T11:01:24-05:00 2010-03-10T11:01:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> ONE DOWN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:93547 2010-03-10T09:23:39-05:00 2010-03-10T09:23:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>one to go. HEY CULOS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:92622 2010-03-04T09:51:09-05:00 2010-03-04T09:51:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>after work today you wanna go fishing THE INSURANCE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:92509 2010-03-03T11:35:22-05:00 2010-03-03T11:35:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>covered the van. but all chompers toys<br>have to be replaced. THIS SHIRT - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:91535 2010-02-23T14:13:21-05:00 2010-02-23T14:13:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have made a killing selling it<br>to all your friends. BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TOCS HOUSE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:89972 2010-02-12T11:44:27-05:00 2010-02-12T11:44:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Me and Rerun had to have a chat APACHE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:89733 2010-02-11T11:53:54-05:00 2010-02-11T11:53:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above. THIS YEAR - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:89726 2010-02-11T11:05:51-05:00 2010-02-11T11:05:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Rerun decided to make his own cards. MY FIRST CAR - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:89723 2010-02-11T10:57:46-05:00 2010-02-11T10:57:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A lot nicer then most of yours<br>but lets face it your poor. VALENTINES DAY - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:89720 2010-02-11T10:39:01-05:00 2010-02-11T10:39:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Time to reflect on that whole<br>till death promise BREAKFAST MENU - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:89615 2010-02-10T16:55:31-05:00 2010-02-10T16:55:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>todays options are Leftovers or Bacon<br>Maybe the bacon smell will wake her up so she leaves. BUYING A FAKE ATM RECEIPT ONLINE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:89296 2010-02-08T16:08:06-05:00 2010-02-08T16:08:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because you are never going to get laid<br>on wit and charm alone. NO POINT - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:89242 2010-02-08T10:00:16-05:00 2010-02-08T10:00:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>in trying to pick up that hot new teller.<br>She knows your ass is broke LOOKING UP AT THE MOON - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:88588 2010-02-03T11:31:24-05:00 2010-02-03T11:31:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>its What you do at night.<br>while millions of others are getting laid. YOUR LEAVING MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:88585 2010-02-03T11:11:13-05:00 2010-02-03T11:11:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everyone here wishes you the best SADNESS IS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:88219 2010-02-01T15:25:32-05:00 2010-02-01T15:25:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>going home with a top rated poster on motifake<br>and your wife has the top video poster on youporn. MAKING POSTERS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:88212 2010-02-01T14:35:22-05:00 2010-02-01T14:35:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its really very simple. NIGHT - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:87991 2010-01-30T19:08:56-05:00 2010-01-30T19:08:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not always the best time to catch something. DANNY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:87691 2010-01-28T14:33:40-05:00 2010-01-28T14:33:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Has not made his quota in months. HEY NOOB - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:87541 2010-01-27T15:59:23-05:00 2010-01-27T15:59:23-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Chompers is here. POTATO GUN - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:87508 2010-01-27T12:11:39-05:00 2010-01-27T12:11:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The French army is locked and loaded. CHILDHOOD - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:86722 2010-01-22T15:36:32-05:00 2010-01-22T15:36:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>back then it was not creepy that some shutin<br>wanted you to come in and eat his candy. CHILDHOOD - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:86720 2010-01-22T15:32:59-05:00 2010-01-22T15:32:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The best lessons were learned the hard way GROWING UP IN THE CITY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:86685 2010-01-22T11:42:46-05:00 2010-01-22T11:42:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It took years before I figured out that<br>Taking Rover to the Farm meant heaven. 3RD GRADE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:86395 2010-01-20T13:38:54-05:00 2010-01-20T13:38:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The best 10 years of moms life. CLARK GRISWALD - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:86370 2010-01-20T11:32:00-05:00 2010-01-20T11:32:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Kiss my a. Kiss his a. Kiss your a. Happy Hanukkah. HAD SOME EXTRA TIME - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:86257 2010-01-19T13:38:12-05:00 2010-01-19T13:38:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>while the site was down. THE U.S. ARMY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:86252 2010-01-19T12:56:38-05:00 2010-01-19T12:56:38-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They know the Zombies are coming. I WOULD TOTALLY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:86251 2010-01-19T12:55:18-05:00 2010-01-19T12:55:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>give him 20. YOU JUST GOT - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:86079 2010-01-14T20:17:27-05:00 2010-01-14T20:17:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>knocked the Fk out IM OUT - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:86073 2010-01-14T19:52:56-05:00 2010-01-14T19:52:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because i drank the koolaid CULOS - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:86041 2010-01-14T16:00:00-05:00 2010-01-14T16:00:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Leaves them wanting more. THAT LOOK - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:85756 2010-01-12T15:12:05-05:00 2010-01-12T15:12:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Says I remember it and she does to. BECAUSE - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:85755 2010-01-12T15:04:19-05:00 2010-01-12T15:04:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The free candy was not working anymore MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:85745 2010-01-12T14:07:39-05:00 2010-01-12T14:07:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>everyone is welcome WISHES - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:85744 2010-01-12T14:02:05-05:00 2010-01-12T14:02:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>someone is going to help you make this one come true. THE L.O.M. - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:85586 2010-01-11T10:31:21-05:00 2010-01-11T10:31:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I think its both FACEBOOK - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:84953 2010-01-07T16:04:32-05:00 2010-01-07T16:04:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because your best moments need to be shared by everyone THAT SMILE - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:84913 2010-01-07T11:47:24-05:00 2010-01-07T11:47:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is going to cost you about 350 a month child support LD LOVESUM AND LEAVESUM. - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:84901 2010-01-07T10:01:39-05:00 2010-01-07T10:01:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>hey kids stop my phones ringing it might be your dad.<br>I always told you he would call one day. YOU LOOK A LOT DIFFERENT NOW THAT IM SOBER - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:84899 2010-01-07T09:52:56-05:00 2010-01-07T09:52:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ill call ya. MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:84761 2010-01-06T15:01:11-05:00 2010-01-06T15:01:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This place is great YOUR WIFE - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:84472 2010-01-04T14:55:23-05:00 2010-01-04T14:55:23-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is really hoping that you pass this test.<br>if not she is going to need to buy a couple more. BUTCH THOUGHT - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:83936 2009-12-31T14:24:12-05:00 2009-12-31T14:24:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He was going to be alone this new years.<br>Untill you got pulled over IT WAS ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:83917 2009-12-31T12:15:46-05:00 2009-12-31T12:15:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but at least Timmy would always have the trophy GREAT PARTY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:83914 2009-12-31T12:09:52-05:00 2009-12-31T12:09:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Has anyone seen Timmy DONT WORRY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:82669 2009-12-21T15:56:48-05:00 2009-12-21T15:56:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You didnt want to go anyway. RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:82144 2009-12-17T13:35:58-05:00 2009-12-17T13:35:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Jason realized that saying ill take the back was a bad idea. COURAGE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:81923 2009-12-15T14:59:56-05:00 2009-12-15T14:59:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Nothing say run like a 3000 lbs killing machine.<br>thats 1360 kg for you canadians